I am not, but I know 'I AM': El Coche (or is it 'La'?)

El Coche (or is it 'La'?)

I think I have a secret ambition---it is to be a Nascar driver, or at least to own a really sweet ride and drive at dangerously fast speeds. I don't know why, but I can't help it. Maybe like James Bond - except I would be a girl and I wouldn't be a skank and I wouldn't kill people, at least not as many as he did in Quantom of Solace.

If I had money to squander (and I wouldn't because Jesus doesn't want us to do that with our money), I would totally squander it on cars. I would get one and totally trick it out. Stereo, windows, detailing, engine - you name it, I'd do it.

Cars are hott.

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