Michael leaving the hotel with Pam while on his lecture circuit:
"And we're off. Like a herd of turtles."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Oh man. I can't take his quotes.
Actually here is another funny one:
Andy before he's gonna ask this girl out: I am single now. What we have here, is the ultimate smack down between the Nard Dog, and crippling despair, loneliness, and depression. I intend to win.
"Have I ever failed you before, Jim?"
"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. And to the republic for which it stands one nation under God... with a woof woof here and a woof woof there."