I think I should create one, or keep one, for the Case IV chapter. I think there's one that exists in the students' hands, but I think it'd be fun to keep one as the staff. People say really funny stuff - or at least I think it's funny stuff. Here's the first one I would put in:
At a coffee shop, for a student appointment, which now only has the bigger bubble tea like straws. After ordering our drinks and sitting down, there is some grumbling about the bigger straw -
me: "What, you can't drink out of a bigger straw?"
them: *looks sideways at me* "It's gonna be awkward."
both: *burst into hysterical laughter*
Okay, so it's not as funny here as it was then, but whatever. That's it - I'm starting to keep a book of worthy quotes that students give. I'll be on the look-out!